Ahoy, adventure seekers! Join the Shay La Vie Crew Club and support The Noob (Shay) on her epic quest to restore The Mean Girl, a 1981 Hatteras 70-ft yacht, with grit, humor, and heart! Every dollar goes to a thrilling mix of DIY challenges and high-seas dreams.

As a First Mate, you get access to our Private Facebook Group where all the behind-the-scenes fun happens. You’ll receive three stunning image downloads and three fresh songs from Shay La Vie Music every month to keep your spirit sailing high. Plus, enjoy early access to ad-free videos so you never miss a moment. Oh, and your name gets a proud spot on the Crew Wall — plus a special shout-out in a video or live stream because every mate deserves the spotlight! And you'll be invited to special live events that will be either virtual or in person! And 5% off your merchandise! Welcome to the ranks of officers, Matey!

🛥️ First Mate — $20/mo

👥 Private Facebook Group!
🖼️ Three Image Downloads
🎵 Three Song Downloads
🎬 Early Access Ad Free Content
🧱 Name on Crew Wall
📣 Shout Out
🎟️ Invites to Special Live Events
🛍️ 5% Coupon on Merch

⚓️ Fine Print

* Shop discount valid for one purchase per month and resets monthly. Coupons are for personal use only and may not be shared.

** Text updates are not scheduled, just whimsical stuff happening that you might find funny or interesting.

***Live event invites depend on Shay’s schedule and may include pop-ups, Q&A sessions, or exclusive behind-the-scenes access.