Because Sunday Funday Shouldn’t End in Infamy

Whether you're a lifelong football fanatic, a halftime show devotee, or just here for the guacamole, 

Parcival T. Down has your game-day game plan covered.

In this hilarious, painfully accurate, and surprisingly helpful survival guide, Parcival dishes out the wisdom every guest (or host)
needs to conquer the chaos of the most sacred of all American living room rituals: the Super Bowl party.

Inside, you'll learn:

🏈 How to RSVP like a champ (and dodge the parties without guac)

👕 What to wear to blend in with fans, floaters, or snack opportunists

🍗What snacks to bring (and which ones will earn you eternal side-eye)

🛋️ Where to sit so you don’t end up watching the game from a hallway mirror

📣How to trash talk lightly without becoming part of someone’s therapy bill

🥶 How to exit the party gracefully with your dignity and Tupperware intact

🗣️What to say Monday morning to sound like you watched more than commercials

With chapters like “The Seating Gauntlet,” “Snack Diplomacy,” and “The Day After: Water Cooler Recovery Plan,”

 This book is your play-by-play guide to avoiding party penalties, scoring social points, and leaving a winner—whether or not your team does.

Witty, useful, and endlessly re-readable

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Parcival’s Surviving the Super Bowl Party is your ultimate defense against awkward moments, mystery dips, and couch-based catastrophes.