“All-inclusive chaos. Melting patience. And not enough sunscreen in the world.” Summer was supposed to be relaxing.
But then came the backyard uprisings, the theme park breakdowns, and the road trips that tested every ounce of your love and luggage capacity.From sarcastic survival strategist Parcavil T. Down comes a tactical, laugh-out-loud guide to navigating the heatwave hellscape known as summer—whether you’re traveling with children, visiting extended family, escaping to a cabin, or just trying to find five minutes of peace under an inflatable flamingo.
Inside this brutally honest field manual, you’ll learn:
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Equal parts practical, relatable, and hilariously unhinged, SUMMER SIEGE arms you with the tools to survive July without losing your sunscreen, your snack stash, or your sanity.
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Prepare yourself.
The sun is high, the popsicles are melting, and the kids are already bored. This is not a vacation.
This is war.
Hope to See You Again Soon!
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