📘 Surviving Prom Night: Tuxes, Tears & Tiny Meatballs

Prom night isn't just an event—it's a full-scale operation complete with glitter explosions, high-stakes fashion choices, and emotional chaos that could rival any season finale. But fear not—your overprepared, overly honest, and slightly snack-obsessed guide has arrived.

Meet Parcival T. Down —your tux-clad, sequin-loving narrator who turns prom-night panic into polished perfection with humor, heart, and just the right amount of sass. Whether you're counting down the days or dreading every second, Surviving Prom Night is your must-have, highlight-worthy manual to getting through the night without a meltdown—or at least surviving one with style.

Inside this laugh-out-loud, smart-as-heck survival guide, you'll uncover:

✔ How to nail the ask without a public crash-and-burn
✔ What to wear, what to ditch, and how to breathe through the wardrobe crisis
✔ Tips for dealing with corsages, parents, group photos, and that one guy with the megaphone
✔ How to make the entrance, own the dance floor, and not get stuck in the bathroom with your feelings
✔ Emotional truths nobody tells you about prom—and what really matters when the glitter settles

From promposals to post-prom quiet moments, Parcival delivers a hilarious, heartfelt take on one of high school’s most iconic nights. With sharp advice, eye-roll-worthy insights, and a deep respect for sparkly chaos, Surviving Prom Night is the ultimate handbook for doing prom your way—without losing your mind, your cool, or your snacks.

Perfect for:
✔ First-timers, introverts, and bold solo flyers
✔ Anyone experiencing dress stress or boutonniere anxiety
✔ Teens who want real talk without the sugar-coating
✔ Parents who just don’t get it (but are trying, bless them)
Pack it in your clutch. Stash it in your jacket. Highlight your favorite pages.

Prom night is coming. Parcival’s got your back.