When the vibes are off but you’re too grounded to care—light this.

Infused with bold notes of white orris, sandalwood, and leather, the Too Lit For Bullsht* candle is your go-to for clearing out more than just stale air. It’s a whole mood reset, wrapped in an unapologetic attitude.

Hand-poured in Santa Monica
Made with 100% natural soy wax
Non-toxic, small-batch goodness
8.5 oz of pure "I don’t have time for this" energy

With a wood wick that crackles like it’s gossiping about your ex, this candle burns clean while keeping your mental space even cleaner. Perfect for those days when your boundaries are tight, your standards are high, and you’re not here for the nonsense.

Collab between The Sabrina Zohar Show x Blow Me Candle Co.—because life’s too short to tolerate bullsh*t… or bad candles.

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